Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Miley Cyrus' LOL: Drinking, Drugs, Lesbian Kisses and More [Video]

We all get that Miley is no longer a Disney darling, but it seems things have intensified in a bad way. LOL is the name of Miley's movie where she stars with Demi Moore as a rebellious teen named Lola.
20 June 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Miley Cyrus. 21st Annual MuchMusic Video Awards held at MuchMusic HQ. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

What can be so bad about a rebellious teen? Well, nothing and everything depending on how rebellious that teen is. In Lola's case, this is clearly not a film you will want to take your child to if they are under the age of 16, and even then you might want to hold off a year or two until they can decide on their own to see it.
According to Hollywood Life, in the movie Lola looses her virginity, talks about sex incessantly, smokes pot, drinks heavily, and also accidentally shows her mom - played by Demi - her Brazilian wax. If all that wasn't bad enough, Lola also makes out with not one, but two female friends. We get it, Miley. You aren't a kid anymore.
"You're my daughter," Demi tells Miley at one point, "And I won't let you turn into a porn star!" Good for Lola's mom. Now why won't Miley's parents tell her the same thing? It doesn't matter if it's in film and fake. This is the image she's presenting to her fans, and her parents should be ashamed of themselves for allowing Miley to take this kind of role. Now more than ever, Miley's young fans that were instrumental in her rise to fame are being alienated by her adult career choices.

Demi also said that Miley is grounded and nothing like her character. Yet, Demi, yet. Give her time, she's working on it.

Demi also said that "[Miley] is a true professional, and she truly has a wonderful family," she said. "It really shows." Not sure this is something that others would agree with based on what this film includes, but glad Demi thinks that.

Assuming that LOL stands for the Internet acronym for laughing out loud, it's pretty much a given that parents will not find anything here worth loling over. It's doubtful that teens would, either.

There's currently no release date for LOL, but it's reportedly due out in 2011.

Will you line up to see LOL? Will you allow your children to see it?
You can view a video about LOL below.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Portia de Rossi becomes a DeGeneres

 After two years of marriage, Portia de Rossi has decided she will take her wife’s last name becoming Portia DeGeneres.

Portia filed papers in Los Angeles court on Friday to accept the wife of her Ellen DeGeneres.

The papers read that “Petitioner is taking the last name of her spouse.” This is a monumental move the California Supreme Court overturned Proposition 8, California’s ban on gay marriage, earlier this month.

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Monday, August 2, 2010

Middle-aged lesbians can’t get men: ‘The View’ co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck

The View’s arch-Republican Elisabeth Hasselbeck has an interesting hypothesis about middle-aged lesbians: older women enter into same-sex relationships because men their age chase after pretty-young-things, she said.

“All the older men are going for younger women, leaving the women with no one,” she said.

Joy Behar, another View co-host, immediately retorted that Ms. Hasselbeck’s claims were “ridiculous” and that women do not suddenly choose lesbianism later in life.

“Being gay is not just holding hands and walking through the tulips,” Ms. Behar said. “I don’t think that you suddenly wake up and say, ‘You know, I think I want to do that.’ You wanted to do it; you were just trapped in a system that said ‘get married.’

Tune into our live blog starting at 11 a.m. ET as we cover U.S. President Barack Obama’s visit to the show. With any luck, Ms. Hasselbeck will enlighten us with her theories about the real cause of BP oil spill and why so many Americans are unemployed.

Lindsay Lohan out of jail, rehab bound for meth addiction and bi-polar

Everyone’s favorite part-time lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, has been released from jail and will serve the next month or so in rehab.

Lohan served 13 days of a 90 day sentence at Lynwood jail in California stemming from a DUI arrest several years ago. From here, Lindsay will serve a court ordered stint in rehab.

The judge got to pick Lindsay’s rehah destination, and Marsha Revel sent the “Mean Girls” actress to Morningside Recovery Center at UCLA.

“The judge’s order will dictate the manner in which she will be released and to whom, and I have not seen that,” attorney Shawn Chapman Holley said earlier Sunday after paying Lohan a visit in jail. “She is doing fine…She is ready.”
Lindsay evidently has a problem with Crystal Meth (an addiction more typical to men that part-time lesbians) and suffers from bi-polar disorder.